Chapter 002: Possession
I suddenly felt a spark of inspiration; with the help of a female ghost, this matter might actually succeed. We can create a legendary scenario of a hero saving a beauty, with the ghost frightening her in front while I rush out to save the day. She might feel grateful and, who knows, even pledge herself to me. As I pondered this, I couldn't help but laugh; I actually managed to smile in front of the female ghost, feeling like a true oddity.
Well, the name is slightly off, it's just so-so
Just as I was about to ask Yan Haoning, she chuckled and said, "Let her try some vegetarian dishes first, and later we can give her something meaty. I bet I can handle her."
No matter how she died, it was terrifying as hell. Following her instructions, I hid in a dark corner of the wall and then gave her a heartfelt persuasion, but this stubborn girl refused to agree to leave. In the end, I made her so anxious that she actually had my forehead collide with the wall a few times.
No! I hurriedly declined
I said, "Sister, let's discuss something, what do you think?" I spoke with a tone of weeping
"I am not looking for a duck; it doesn't matter whether you are strong or not. Besides, your masculine physique is just to my liking," the female ghost said, laughing mischievously.
Instill her with positive energy mouth to mouth, be quick, or it will be too late
It is said that concern leads to confusion; when one is flustered, the ability to think is completely lost. Before Xiao Xiang had the chance to react, I had already sealed her lips with mine.
I lowered my head, thinking that since I had nothing to do, chatting a bit might bring me closer to this girl, making her less fearful. So I recounted the embarrassing incident of delivering mooncakes tonight in detail, which instantly made her laugh, chuckling non-stop. However, I felt particularly embarrassed, with waves of heat rising to my face.
Hearing this, my scalp went numb. You've been dead for many years, haven't you? You're practically an old ghost now, right? How can you still claim to be greater than me? It is said that old ghosts become cunning, which makes them particularly difficult to deal with. It is likely not easy to drive her away.
I looked at her disappearing figure with a bitter smile, thinking to myself that I was helping her exorcise the ghost. Being wrongfully accused of being a rogue didn't matter; what was important was her safety. I just didn't know if the ghost on her had been driven away.
There is no ghost on her, it is you who has one. I merely tricked you into kissing her, haha, how amusing!
I have returned, and I apologize for keeping you waiting. As I spoke, my heart was racing with a flurry of emotions.
Ah, you are back!" Xiao Xiang suddenly looked up and was startled to find me standing in front of her.
Hehe, I was just trying to scare you earlier, I am not a hanging ghost... Don't go that way, turn right, hide for a while at the corner ahead, and you can go back to the dormitory!
"Pa!" Xiao Xiang gave me a resounding slap, causing me to quickly let go of her and bend down, clutching my groin. Why do I need to cover my groin after being slapped? Because this girl simultaneously kneed me in the groin. Tonight, I have suffered a second attack of this nature, making me deeply resent the school's initiative to conduct training for girls on how to defend against perverts.
A chill suddenly ran through me, and I felt the urge to urinate; I immediately swallowed the words I was about to say. She was still a hanging ghost, and what my friends feared the most was this: when they died, their long tongues would stick out, their eyes bulging, and the more I thought about it, the more terrifying it became, causing the hair on my body to stand on end.
Is this situation still considered bad luck? This is truly misfortune
There are plenty of men in the world; as the saying goes, there is fragrant grass everywhere under heaven. You shouldn't insist on hanging yourself on a crooked tree...
Being possessed by a female ghost, let's not even mention the fear and anxiety. Just carrying around such a lady every day, constantly under her watchful eye, whether it's taking a shower or using the restroom, everything is clearly visible to her. She isn't shy, but I feel embarrassed. Furthermore, if I were to pursue Xiao Xiang, having such a third wheel in the middle, how could we possibly date? To take it a step further, for instance, when it comes to intimacy, having someone watching you closely, one might end up impotent before even getting to bed!
You like that girl, don't you? I'll help you sort it out. How about I say I want to stay with you for a while, just as a way to pay rent!" Yan Haoning finished laughing and said to me
My heart immediately sank to the bottom, as if it had been thrown from the peak of joy into an abyss, the contrast was simply too great. For a moment, I found it hard to accept, yet I did not know what to say, standing there in a daze.
Xiao Xiang's expression darkened as she handed over the mooncake and said, "Please don't be so boring in the future. I already have a boyfriend, so could you refrain from bothering me again?"
I thought to myself, what a ridiculous neighbor. If I were to look for a neighbor, would I dare to look for you? But my friend didn't dare to remain silent: "My name is Wang Lin"
"What do you mean, big sister? Am I that old? Although I have been dead for many years, I was only twenty when I died, and I'm still younger than you." The female ghost was not pleased.
I was taken aback and asked, "What happens next?" As I spoke, I reached out and grabbed Xiaoxiang's arm.
The fellow shrank back in fear, as the saying goes, a brave man does not suffer immediate losses. For now, it is better to play dumb and not let her truly ruin my tongue.
My friend is utterly at a loss for words, feeling a pain that extinguishes all desire! I wonder who invented this phrase; how can one have any desire to live when in such agony?
"Rogue, I never want to see you again!" Xiao Xiang angrily threw down this remark and ran back to the girls' dormitory, covering her face.
Oh, how did you know I was hanged
I almost cried; my friend, this delicate body has already become her colony, and she can do whatever she wants with it. I have no control at all. Fortunately, this is on flat ground; what if we were on the rooftop and she got angry, making me jump off? What would I do then
"What misdeeds did you commit tonight to attract so many girls?" Yan Haoning asked curiously
Alas, why does that laughter sound so lascivious? Are you not looking for a prostitute, but rather a pure-hearted young man? To speak shamelessly, I am still a virgin (extremely pure). Ever since I entered this school, my feelings for Xiao Xi have never changed; they are pure to the utmost degree, to the point where some say that being overly pure is akin to being foolish.
I was saying this to the girl who had passed away, but Xiaoxiang didn't know and thought I was going to cling to her again. She shoved the mooncake box into my arms, her face full of displeasure, and said: "I hope you think it over. If it's truly for my sake, then please don't do such foolish things in the future!" After saying this, she turned around and walked back.
I think your name is not much better, Yan Haoning, once pickled and twisted, it becomes just a big salted vegetable
What is vegetarian and what is non-vegetarian, I hurriedly asked her: "Has that ghost on her body left?"
Ah, this is bad, this girl is possessed by a ghost! You must hold her back, or it will cost her life!" Yan Haoning exclaimed anxiously
At that moment, Yan Haoning's voice echoed in my ear: "This little girl is too ungrateful. Should we just drag her into the shadows..." Her voice seemed to be audible only to me, while Xiaoxiang looked at me, her expression unchanged.
"You needn't waste your breath. I have finally found a yang male body, and I will not leave this library so soon. If you keep talking nonsense, I will make you mute!" The female ghost threatened me in a harsh tone.
Sister, look at me, I still haven't found a girlfriend. If you keep meddling like this, it will definitely be even harder to find one. Tonight, you can stay with me for the night, and tomorrow you can find someone strong and robust. I recommend someone to you, our Director Chen from the Academic Affairs Office; he is as strong as an ox, and I guarantee you will be satisfied. I must say, and this damned director of the Academic Affairs Office is not a good person anyway, so letting a female ghost torment him is not a bad thing.
After a moment of silence in the darkness, the female ghost suddenly laughed and said, "Now that's more like it. I like obedient boys the most." After a pause, she continued, "From now on, we will be neighbors. Let me introduce myself first; my name is Yan Haoning. What is your name?"
I was taken aback. Is she waiting for me to return and thank her in person? I feel that I don't need to be a hero to save the beauty; it seems I have a chance. Looking at her, with her long hair flowing in the autumn breeze, dressed in a loose-fitting white casual outfit, she is truly breathtaking. A faint, delicate fragrance wafts through the air, as if it is the scent of her body, and I can't help but be enchanted.
After staying here for a while, Yan Haoning said it was about time, and we can make it back to the dormitory. With her keen sense of smell, sharper than a dog's, there was no fear of encountering any ambush. When we returned to the bottom of the boys' dormitory building, to my surprise, Xiao Xiang was actually here, holding a box of mooncakes, the very box I had given her, wandering under the streetlight.